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Love sms MISSED CALL
MISSED CALL
“M”Ost
“I”Nnovative
“S”Tylish
“S”Till
“E”Ffecti Ve
“D”Evice
“C”Onveying
“A”Pnapan
“L”Ove &
“L”Oneliness

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B’s
B – Bikes.
B – Beers.
B – Babes.
B – Bunks And The Most Important.
B – Backlogs.

These are some of the romantic countries in the world
HOLLAND
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
ITALY
I Trust And Love You
LIBYA
Love Is Beautiful You Also
Live With The 3 E?s . . .
| Energy |
| Enthusiasm |
| Empathy |
And The 3 F?s . . .
| Faith |
| Family |
| Friends |
Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life. ?


What is MOHABBAT
MOHABBAT IS
M, mot.
O, oljhan.
H, harna.
A, aansu.
B, bewafai.
B, barbadi.
A, andhera.
T, tanhai.
SO friendship is always better than love?

What is da true meaning of ?Study? ???
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited Jokes
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning?
So study hard ok !!!!

F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who?s There
H= He?s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One?
No One Can Beat Him He?s The Best!!!

In 2009 Pakistan means
P=Petrol 88.89 RS Ltr
A=Aata 66 RS kg
K=Khud kash hamle
i=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No electrictiy ;->

L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don?t LOVE.
Only line maro?.

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information [...]

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

Do u know what bhai stands for
BHAI
B.. Best
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals

Meaning of ABCDEFG
A – A
B – Boy
C – Can
D – Do
E – Everything
F – For
G – Girls

COLLEGE Means:
C – Come
O – On
L – Lets
L – Love
E – Each
G – Girl
E – Equally

U R a DOG:
D – Don / Darling
O – Of
G – Girls :-)

B – Bikes.
B – Beers.
B – Babes.
B – Bunks. And The Most Important.
B – Backlogs.

Love sms GFEDCBA Means
GFEDCBA Means
Girls
Forgets
Everything
Done and
Catches
another
Bakara
Again

# SMILE #
S; Sets u Free.
M; Makes u Special
I; Increases ur Face value
L; Lifts up ur Spirit
E; Erases all ur Tensions &;.So Smile yaar

HUG
H- Appy Feelings Shared
U- Niversally Warm & Fuzzy
G- Reat 2 Give & 2 Receive
S- Ure 2 Make Anyone’s Day
I Hope This
HUG
Makes Ur Day Brighter

Dont be sad when a girl call u bhai
Do u know what bhai stands for
BHAI
B.. Best
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals
So be the bhai of every girl

When U miss me just say: C.L.I.C.K
C=Can’t live without u.
L=Love U.
I=I miss U.
C=Care About U.
K=Kiss from my Heart to u
So, When U miss me just say:- (CLICK)

SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You..
Have A wonderful day

S . M . S Doesn’t Mean
“Short Messaging Servie”.
It Only Means
“Sweet . Memories . Shared”
Wid A Special, Loving, Caring & Sweet Person Lyk You :->

L O V E
L – Loss
O – Of
V – Valuable
E – Education

LOVE Means
L= Lake of Sorrows
O= Ocean of Tears
V= Valley of Death
E= End of life

Live With The 3 E?s . . .
| Energy |
| Enthusiasm |
| Empathy |
And The 3 F?s . . .
| Faith |
| Family |
| Friends |
Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life.

Love sms L.L.B – Love 4 Leagal Boy
L.L.B – Love 4 Leagal Boy

It?s My Last Msg To U.
LAST bole tu..
L= Love U alwz
A= All time miss U
S= Save U in my heart,
T= True friend in my life.
So Don?t Wory n B Happy! ;->

?ISLAM? stands for:
I = I
S = Should
L = Love
A = Always
M = Muhammad (S.A.W)

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means? Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling,
It means :- With Idiot For Ever

hese are some of the romantic countries in the world
HOLLAND
“Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies”
ITALY
“I Trust And Love You”
LIBYA
“Love Is Beautiful You Also”


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