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When the going gets tough only the tough get going......sir obanla

If u want 2 b happy 4 a short tym, GET DRUNK
If u want 2 b happy 4 a long tym, FALL IN LOV3
But if you want to be Happy forever,
Don’t even think of these 2.

AOA Muslims! Plz don’t eat LAYS chips because it’s not HALAL. U’ll find
food code E631 printed. Its PIG FAT.Type “E631 Pig Fat” in google n get
proof.Firstly apny liy niat kary n Frwd it to as many muslims as u can ta k
muslims ko haram khany n Pig k asrat aany ko roka ja saky.Make ur contribution


The Journey of LIFE is travelled only once!
So,
Make TAUBA for Past,
SHUKR for Present
&
DUA 4 the Future
Bcuz Dua is the Only Element that Changes TAQDEER….

1. Russian General in 1987, Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth.
these people cant be defeated by force.
2. By American General in 2004,
we are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
3. By indian General in Siachin War,
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs
*Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of pathanz.
We salute pathans.
B united , We r all Pakistani.

BIKE HOLDER MUST CAREFUL FROM DUMPER,TRUCK & BUSES OF PHATANS DUE TO THREATED OF PHATAN.
PLZ MUST SPREAD TO OTHERS

“Touheen-e-Risaalat per Mabni INDIA ke News Papers or 1chanel (sun tv) pr b “HUZOOR SALLALLAHU ALAIHI WASALLAM” k Behuda Khake banay Hen (NAUZUBILLAH)
Tamam Muslims se rquest h k INDIAN ChanEls ka Bycott Kren Or Is MsG ko Itna Phelao k MEDIA Or Hamari Hukomat Action le,
NABI PAK ki uMat ho k Kya ap itna nhi kr sakte.Frwd 2 all

Wat title suits me?
-princes of hearts
-Best nature
-Source of smile
-Rude
-Beautiful soul
-Humrous
-Sensitve
-Ready to fight
-MisS Atitude
BE HONEST& REPLY
FASt!

People will always throw stones in your path !
It dpends on u ! what do u make from it:
A “Wall” of difficulties.
OR,
A “Bridge of success.

‘Two Things Indicate WEAKNESS…
One To Be Silent When It Is The
Proper Time To Speak…
Second To Speak When It Is The
Proper Time To Be Silent.’

Painfull but its True : –
1000 Ka Note Bohat Bara Lagta Hai
Jab Masjid Mai Dia Jai Lekin
Restaurants Mein Bauhat Chota lagta
Hai
Namaz Parhnay Mein Waqt Bohat Ziada
Mahsoos Hota Hai Lakin 3 Ghantay
Ki Film Bauhat Choti Lagtee Hai
Music Concerts K Liye Awaam Pagal
Ho Jatee Hai QURAN k liay Waqt Nai
Aisay Msgs Forward Karnay K Liye
Balance Nahi Lakin Funny Msgs K
Liye Packages Activated Hain.
Agr ho sake to agey send karain
ALLAH IS GREAT.

‘”Tolerance is
The Highest Degree of your Strength,
And desire to take Revenge is
The First Sign of Weakness.”‘

‘Tree Simple Rules In Life
1. If you do not go after what you want,
you’ll never have it.
2. If you do not ask,
the answer will always be NO.
3. If you do not step forward,
you will always be in the same place.

“WORDS”
And
“HEARTS”
should be handled carefully,
Bcoz
Words when”SPOKEN”
And
Hearts when “BROKEN”
Can Never Be
“RECOVERED”

“Never change your originality for the sake of others”..
Because no one can play your role better than you..
You are the Best when ‘You are You”!

Guard well your spare moments, they are
Like uncut diamonds. Discard them and their
Value will never be known , improve them
And they will become the brightest gems in a useful life .

‘”Silence is the best answer of all stupid
questions.
And
Smile is the best reaction in all critical
situations