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Sirf ayk bar apnay honto’n
sy mujhe apna keh dy.,.,
Phr mehfil mein raqeebo’n
ka tamasha dekh….!!

Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

Beautiful quote on anger:
“If u r right then there is
no need to get angry” and
“if u r wrong then u dont
have any right to be angry”

Nger can b understood by
The person on whom another person is angry…..

Only a person who got angry can understand & feel d dangers of anger

With anger we lose everything
its takes u 2 seconds to draw a tender
smile on your face and its takes u years
to forget the pain causes from anger

ANGER is only one letter shorter than DANGER.

‘When Iron gets Hot you can mold it in any shape,
Never loose your temper or else,
Unless people will mold you the way they want..’

Few minutes of Anger can ruin few days or years of happiness

An angry man opens his mouth
And shuts his eyes.

ANGER Comes Alone
Qualities FROM Us.
PATIENCE Too Comes Alone,
BRINGS All the GOOD Qualities To Us.
So Be with It….

“Anger is the only evil which makes
love invisible for a minute.
And love is the only suspicious
thing which is visible even after anger.

Anger is the feeling that makes
your mouth work faster than your mind.

Angry is like cancer which eats up the completely
from innerside and known when condition is severe.

A Single Harsh Word Spoken
At The Time Of Anger Is So Poisonous
That It Makes Us To forget The
100 Lovable Conversations Within Seconds.
Never get angry,be Happy always!!!
Yeah,like this!

ANGER is an acid that does more harm to
the vessel in which it is stored,
that to anything on which it is poured.

There is nothing more galling to angry people than
the coolness of those on
whom they wish to vent their spleen.

If you’re angry at a loved one,
Hug that person. And mean it.
You may not want to hug-
which is all the more reason to do so.
It’s hard to stay angry when someone shows they love you,
And that’s precisely what happens when we hug each other

Speak when you are angry and you will make
the best speech you will ever regret.

It is impossible for you to be angry
And laugh at the same time.
Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive
and you have the power to choose either.

Usually when people are sad,
they don’t do anything.
They just cry over their condition.
But when they get angry,
they bring about a change.

ANger is a killing thing:
It kills the man who angers,
For each rage leaves him less than he had been before-
it takes something from him.

Do something that makes a difference-
by God,
there’s a lot to make you angry.

Events will take their course,
it is no good of being angry at them;
he is happiest who wisely turns them to the best account.

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day
and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget.
Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams,
“You promised me two weeks ago that
you would never cheat on me again!”
Tryinghis best to calm her down,
the husband turns to his wife and says,
“Take it easy Dear,
Can’t you see I’m trying to taper off?”

Anger ventilated often hurries toward forgiveness;
and concealed often hardens into revenge.

In certain trying circumstances,
Urgent circumstances,
Desperate circumstances,
profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.

The angry wife met her husband at the door.
His breath stunk ofalcohol
and his face was plastered with lipstick.
“I assume,” shebarked,
“there is a very good reason for you to come
drifting inat six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is!” he replied, “Breakfast.”

The world needs anger.
The world often continues to allow
evil because it isn’t angry enough.

The worst-tempered people
I’ve ever met were people
who knew they were wrong.

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