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Good ((“)’)
Nite (“(,,)
Kiss for you….
* * (‘”"() Bye
* (“(‘o’,) bye
* (“)(“)(,,) * *
Sweet Dreams !

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‘. I ‘. Miss.’
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‘. I ‘.Miss.’You.’
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i send this fish as a sign of friendship,
plz take care of it,
keep itin ur MOBILE.
Daily put ur MOBILE in da water.
so dat da fish won,t die !!!!


(“”"”"”"”"”"”)9mm /”"‘/&/”"”"”‘ / /
I KILL PEOPLE “”" FOR MONEY,
(>”<) ( ‘o’ ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(“)_(“) FRIEND,
SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

Love sms ,;*,!*;’.*GUD,’*;’*
,*,;’*!~*,`NITE*,;’*
*,;.*1;`*HAVE,*;’*
,;.`*,;’*A,.;*;.*`!;*
,*,;.*`NICE*,.;*`*,
,.;*`,;DREAM,*;.,*

,;*,!*;’.*GUD,’*;’*
,*,;’*!~*,`NITE*,;’*
*,;.*1;`*HAVE,*;’*
,;.`*,;’*A,.;*;.*`!;*
,*,;.*`NICE*,.;*`*,
,.;*`,;DREAM,*;.,*

FRIENDSHIP
“,*”*,” IS LIKE
*,Y,*: a
—)(— TREE—
is not MEASURED on how….
it coul,b but, on how
DEEP DA ROOTS HAVE
GROWN !!!!!

TITANIC -II– ‘………..’:
-……………=.-/t ,*************,
;………………………./
“…………………………/
Although it was a big SHIP but it sunk.
So da best SHIP is still da : ” FRIENDSHIP”

Love sms (_),,.__
?’,'/” ::)?,
!,!,!,!”"!,,!,
This i a cow

(_),,.__
?’,'/” ::)?,
!,!,!,!”"!,,!,
This i a cow

:*”*;, *; %,*;
*; %,*; __)(__
__)(__ ALLAH BLESS U N UR FAMILY
SPECIALY IN THIS GR8 MONTH

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Love sms (“”"”"”"”"”"”)9mm
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(“”"”"”"”"”"”)9mm
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Love sms () ()
( ‘.’ ) BUSY?
(“)_(“)

() ()
( ‘.’ ) BUSY?
(“)_(“)

Love sms 0..0
(=`.`=)
” ”
HALLO MOUSE!

0..0
(=`.`=)
” ”
HALLO MOUSE!

.-..-. /),/) .-..-.
“-.-” ( ‘;’ ) “-.-”
.-..-. c(..c) .-..-.
“-.-” 00 “-.-”

Kiss for you….
* * ( ‘ “”() Bye
* (“( ‘o’, ) bye
* (“)(“)(,,) * *
Sweet Dreams !

()”() I sent ü a
(. “o new ring
($”(,) tone…
..J pls wait!
()”()
(‘(ö )”) prröööt!
( $” /===
./,%,/
haha..nice tone? nice smell…

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( ‘o’ )
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(‘o’ )
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(‘o’ )
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.-”"-.
( ‘o’ )
__J
who let da dogs out?!

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(>*<)
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( , )
!_!_!
(>*<)
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( , )
!_!_!
(>*<)
( ‘) kiss
( , ) my
!_!_! arse

<<
(",) Dis Ant is
<( )> looking 4 u
,,J L,,
>> and he
(,”) misses u a
/( )> lot
,,J L,,
//
(,”)> WHY?
<( )’
,,J L,,
coz ur such a HORNY DEVIL!

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( “‘ )( ‘” )

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,,(“)’.'(“),,

PRESENTING
/ /
(.)(.)
(.__.)
FLICK
()—()
I . _. I
( (o_, )
POOH
(o)(o)
(.___.)
KERMIT
AND…
,,,
Ö(._.)Ö
(—) YOU!!!

(>”<)
( ‘o’ ) BUT YOU
(,) (,) ARE MY
(“)_(“) FRIEND,
SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

._I__I_,
(_£___=——/
._I__I_,
—-\—-
,–<>–=____/7
(_£___=——/
._I__I_,
D 0 I HAVE PERMISI0N TO MAKE
AN EMERGENCY LANDIN IN UR BEDROOM 2NITE

()”"() ()””()
( .”o o”, )I just wana give a HUG…
()”"()”()
( ö)ö ) ..2a ‘Special person’
I dont get 2 see often,best wishes..

–:–:-<@
–:–:-<@
–:–:-<@
I am sending u three flowers,
for reminding u three things..
U
ME
and
OUR FRIENDSHIP

,,,,,
( ‘ , ‘ ) they say,
(!==!)height does l_l_I not matter
,,,,, ( ‘ ) but
( ‘._.’/ / SIZE
(l==/ / does!!
(__)_)

unzip me babe..
:[email protected]====:
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I—/I TEA? or
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