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Someday, you're gonna regret losing me. I promise

Love sms Its fine. I get it. You text me, call me
Its fine. I get it. You text me, call me, flirt with me. But now, when i need you most, you don't want anything to do with me.

Love sms Which one of these statements hurt most
Which one of these statements hurt most?

A) its over between me n u
B) good bye
C) i never loved u
D) i was just playin wit u
E) i love ur friend but not you
F) u are not my type


A Boy Proposd A Girl:
She Rejected
He Was Not Sad
Frnds:
Asked R U Hurted ?
Boy:
Y Should I Hurt ?
I Lost 1 Who Nevr Luvd Me.
She Lost 1 Who Really Luvd Her!!

I thought you really cared but i was wrong,you just didn't even bother....i thought you were my dream come true but you only broke them...i thought you were my happiness,but you always bought tears in my eyes...i thought you loved me,but i guess i was wrong...you acted it out...and never really loved me....

What is a breakup?
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Its a Matter of time when
Jaan becomes jaanwar
And Cutii becomes kutti

I was everything he ever wanted,been told a thousand times .that i was the only one he could think of,never did i realize one day ;i would become everything he never wanted.....

Big Fights Usually Break RELATIONS… But MINOR Misunderstandings Spoil RELATIONS! And The Fact Is, SPOILED Relations Are More Painful Than The BROKEN ONES

ση¢є υρση α тιмє ωє ℓσνє∂ σηє αησтнєя ,ωє υη∂єяѕтσσ∂ єνєη συя υηѕρσкєη ωσя∂ѕ вυт αмσηg тнє яυѕн αη∂ нυѕн ιη ℓιƒє,ιт нαѕ тαкєη α ¢яυєℓ тσιℓ,ιт нαѕ тαкєη тнє мσѕт ιмρσятαηт тнιηg αη∂ тняσωη ιт αωαу ιη тнє ωιℓ∂єяηєѕѕ....υѕ.

those fake promises,those lies which were glazed with truth,those eyes which looked at me brewing with love,all a mask i couldnt make out,now i realize you and me was one big lie......

if you thought you are all that i wanted. You must be mad. all that i wanted is to know how does it feel like to be with an ugly fool like you.

oli Maaro Wafa Ko,
Baat Karo Asool Ki !!
“D_G”
Apnay Dil Mein Jaga Do,
Ya Niklo Hamaray Dil Se..b

those fake promises,those lies which were glazed with truth,those eyes which looked at me brewing with love,all a mask i couldnt make out,now i realize you and me was one big lie...... smiley

...why did u turn to someone i never want to remember at all...why did u just leave me heart broken........why did u turn into a tinge of pain....why did u turn into a scar.....that never healed.....tell me why did u turn into a tear in my heart.....maybe i loved u too much...and u never realized it....

..my rain of love ...i am collapsing down...losing my grip on my thoughts.my eyes are tearing out..my thoughts clouded by this rain..my rain let me not drown ...just hold my hands until times to come...

i hold me.... in fear..in gushes of blood...from that torn up ...broken heart of mine .....do u know what u have done to me...u have struck a dagger in my heart...and left it bleeding ...in ur love......

I was too absorbed in our world,in our little dreams,in our selfless love,didnt know ages has passed by,just too ignorant to know that u have left our world and moved on......

Trying hard to move on without you..leaving a piece of me in you..do you know how much it hurts me to live without you?you smile and move away..do you know how hard I am trying to smile just to make me believe I am so good without you..

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye.

Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him.

No matter who broke your heart, or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get through it without your friends.

Kaash wo samajhte is dil ki tadap ko,
To yu humein ruswa na kiya hota,
Unki ye berukhi zulm bhi manzoor tha hume,
Bas ek baar hume samjh liya hota…

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You could've broken anything you wanted
But instead you chose to break my heart
Thanks for destroying me.

A man may or may not be happy
When he/she win’s one’s mind.
But he must be happy
When win’s one’s trust.
Trust is the zenith of all relation.

Love is hard work;
And hard work sometimes hurts!.

You think you're the best thing
That ever happened to me? ? ?
Boy, have i got news for you.
You're so much more than that

Dont say we are not right for each other,
The way I see it,
We are not meant for anyone else.


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