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Love sms If the path is beautiful,
If the path is beautiful,
Ask where it leads to..
But if destination Is Beautiful
Never mind about the path..
keep walking!!

Love sms School- a place where papa pays
School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degreeCopyright www.jokeshunt.com
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Full Name: Its Fadi (Waiting 4 better friendship)
Mobile: 0345-7207234

Love sms IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
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NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE'S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
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Full Name: blue eyes
Mobile: 0321-4645399


Love sms When I take a long time to finish,
When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworkedCopyright www.jokeshunt.com
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155

Love sms Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

Love sms the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.
silent cry
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Full Name: zain(silent cry)
Mobile: 03009067871

Love sms some Jokes abbreviation all the best ATB
some Jokes abbreviation
all the best ATB
be home let BHL8
boss is listning BIL
call u back later CUBL8R
fine fi9 or f9
excelent XLNT
good luck GUDLUK
running late RINGL8
wait for me W84m
where are you WRU
your ur
for ur information FYI
great GR8Copyright www.jokeshunt.com
lying LYN
call u back later CUB L8R
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Full Name: zain(silent cry)
Mobile: 03009067871

Love sms i m 6 letter word.235is soap name.456 is
i m 6 letter word.235is soap name.456 is opposite to start.132is police report.35is opposite to out .246is a color.who m i?give ans if u r genies.rashmi

Love sms If your cursor finds a menu item followed
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Love sms Girls r special ones created by god
Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, unot a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet(Copyright www.jokeshunt.com)
so beautiful. Thats a girl...!sayalisalih +919895137022

Love sms Life is like a piano.Ahite keys are happy
Life is like a piano.Ahite keys are happy
moments & Black keys are sad moments.
But remember both keys r played together
2 give sweet music.Thats life live it...sayalisalih +919895137022
let mee gooo draw your face !
dont move !copyright www.jokeshunt.com

Love sms Accepts you as you are, Believes in you,
Accepts you as you are,
Believes in you,
Calls you just to say "Hi!"
Doesn't give up on you,
Envisions the whole of you!
Forgives your mistakes,
Gives unconditionally,
Helps you when you need a hand!
Ignores your little flaws,
Just wants to be with you,
Keeps you close to their heart,
Loves you for who you are!
Makes a difference in your life!
Never judges unfairly,
Offers support,
Picks you up when you're down!
Quiets your fears,
Raises your spirits,
Says nice things about you, and
Tells you the truth when you need to hear it!
Understands you,
Values the good things in you,
Walks beside you through sun or rain!
Xplains things you don't understand,
Yells when you won't listen, and
ZAPS you back to reality when you need it! 03212126457 roma khan

Love sms 10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring Jokes in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today.
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.. Osman (+923014876609)

Love sms sometimes when i reflect back on all the
sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it...sayalisalih +919895137022

Love sms Men,s "F" Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER,
Men,s "F" Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT....! DEvIL SMokER

Love sms Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...zaibi 03217566867

Love sms 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch : Tahir Kasuri

Love sms life is a hell when u have american wife.
life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food KARANCHANDIGARH(dreamnt to be a world famous one day)

Love sms REMMBER THESE WORDS .
REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY Squall

Love sms press 0 for help press 5 for money
press 0 for help
press 5 for money
press 6969 for sharing happiness
press 5238 for sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me Squall +966569695238

Love sms If 2day is world STEALING DAY
If 2day is world STEALING DAY wat wud u steal frm me??? Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds, u'll get surprising answers.... ans me first!!! plz....ikke(tinu)

Love sms womensr likeinternet virus1st they enter ur life
womensr likeinternet virus1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur minddownload thierproblems deleteur smile and hangur life fromssSHERI

Love sms Dear january,how r febuary and march.
Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber got accident in november.Urs december.Belloroba

Love sms 2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile
2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card &say "govinda govinda" U.SRIKANTH

Love sms love in pakistan
love in pakistan
romance in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children in hindustan...................shan

Love sms system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,
system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT.......By shehran ayub

Love sms 10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring Jokes in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVERBy Rize

Love sms Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!By Preety

Love sms Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND.
Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
<w>Wonderful
<i>Item
<f>For
<e>Entertainment
.....
<h> Handsome
<u>Useful
<s>Smart
<b>But
<a>At
<n>Night
<d>Dange rous By Waseem

Love sms positive thinking is a bit like this:
positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly!By Iqra


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