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Love sms Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Full Name: ALI 0300-4794610
Mobile: 0300-4794610

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao.......Copyright www.jokeshunt.com

Love sms Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Full Name: ALI 0300-4794610
Mobile: 0300-4794610

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Love sms Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Full Name: Ahmed
Mobile: 03216319108

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye,Copyright www.jokeshunt.com


Love sms I m Sending a " LUN" 4 u.
Full Name: Ahmed
Mobile: 03216319108


I m Sending a " LUN" 4 u.
L= Lot Of Love.
U= Unlimited Care.
N= Never Ending of Friendship.
So Get My "LUN"and Enjoy yourself...!

Love sms Last Night Shaitan Come In My Dream
Last Night Shaitan Come In My Dream & Said That he Wantedto Disturb good People. I Gave Him ur Number But He Said
I Can't Disturb my Boss":.!

Full Name: ko
Mobile: 0836859679

Love sms ur v special 4 me.
ur v special 4 me. u shld alwys b safe my dear. i cnt b with u all da times. so pls b careful wheneva u jump
frm tree 2 tree. hehe u monkey.

Love sms it takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper
it takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use 2 write in one exam.join us in promoting the
noble cause of saving trees....
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SAY NO TO EXAMS.!!

Love sms Three types to break mirror:
Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

Love sms Subha utho tu KALMA PARHO,
Subha utho tu KALMA PARHO,
Pani pio tu BISMILLAH PARHO,
Mujhe daikho tu SUBHANALLAH PARHO,
Aaina daikho tu LAHOLWALA PARHOCopyright www.jokeshunt.com

Love sms ur five qualities
ur five qualities
1--------
2--------
3-----
4-------
5---------
agar zindage main koi acha kaam kar laita to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Love sms Every girls is Smart, intelligent,
Every girls is Smart,
intelligent,
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic Copyright www.jokeshunt.com
Sexy. in short form they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.S.

Love sms Its too heard to loose someone who is 99%
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly,
Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

Love sms Mr inside lives with Mrs outside.
Mr inside lives with Mrs outside. Inside went outside leaving outside inside. Outside standing inside called
inside to come inside. But inside stayin outside called outside to come outside. so outside came outside and
inside went outside. oh, no where is ur mind now? inside or outside? Copyright www.jokeshunt.com

Love sms Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime.
Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime.

Pray

Pray

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Pray

I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press! Copyright www.jokeshunt.com
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

Love sms Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari
Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk
Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.

Love sms Lastnite i went 2 bed without u
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas

Love sms tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
Tan Ki Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, BOURNVITACopyright www.jokeshunt.com

Love sms if u don't mind plz count thess stars
if u don't mind plz count thess stars
Copyright www.jokeshunt.com
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app ki tadeyet to teek hai na?
din ko tare ginne lage

Love sms Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao.
Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao...
Ki aap jahan bhi jao log aapse bas yahi kahein...
jao baba Aage jao.........................................
Aage jao............................................... .......
Change nahe hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:

Love sms MY EYES MISS U
MY EYES MISS U
MY FELLINGS LOVE U
MY HANDS NEED U
MY MIND CALL UCopyright www.jokeshunt.com
MY HEART JUST 4 U
MY LIFE IS U
I WILL DIE WITHOUT U
I LOVE U
AISA MERI MAMA MUJH KHETI HAIN .

Love sms It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTIOS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button

Love sms I Want You To Be with Me
I Want You To Be with Me
In a Nice RestaurantCopyright www.jokeshunt.com
To Have Candle Light Dinner...&
Say Those Sweet
Three Words To U...
"Pay The Bill

Love sms All thats smile u make and hello say 2 wanted
All thats smile u make and hello say 2 wanted just I that out find U when irritating very it find will U..
R U CONFUSED?? Now read it BACKWARD.

Love sms jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay kar helaty hay.
jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay kar helaty hay.
jin kay pass nahee hay woo ungli dal kar kam chalaty hay.
bolo kya?
dirty mind it's tooth brush

Love sms agar jindi main kuch kar dikhana chahte ho to
agar jindi main kuch kar dikhana chahte ho to kuch aisa karo ki jis shahar jis ghali jis mod se gujro to wahan
ke har ghar se aawaz aaye Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye.Copyright www.jokeshunt.com

Love sms Doghly Gaddar Chhichhore
Doghly
Gaddar
Chhichhore
Meesny
Ghunne
Dhokabaz
Matlabi
Moqa parast
Tota Chasham
Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa meri parosan apne miyan ko khehti hay Copyright www.jokeshunt.com

Love sms paish hai aap ke phone main
paish hai
aap
ke
phone
main
nahati
hui
larki.
aaj thund hai... Copyright www.jokeshunt.com
kal nhaye gi

Love sms u remmeber the day u tarvell with me
u remmeber the day u tarvell with me u put ur face out of the window and i put my maonkey face out of the window then people start shoting
twins twins

Love sms Close ur eyes Nd raise mirror up 2 ur
Close ur eyes Nd raise mirror up 2 ur face...Relex ur body Nd think about devil as long as U can. Now open ur eyes. The devil is here.

Love sms A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking Copyright www.jokeshunt.com
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKINGÖ§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641


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