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Love sms u r many kolometres away frm me
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network3.animal planetBy swaran

Love sms pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega
pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega By swaran

Love sms Not every flower can represent love but roses did it
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read Jokes but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!


Love sms What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........

Love sms Why did God Create U before Me
Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

Love sms Last night some Monkeys came running to my room
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

Love sms we've known....each other for....quite a while now
we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more....
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?

Love sms Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

Love sms 2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

Love sms just your face come in my mind
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohoho hohohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

Love sms If u want SUCCESS in life
If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.

Love sms i look at the moon
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again

Love sms The rain makes all things beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

Love sms Why do U think I Jokes u
Why do U think I Jokes u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass

Love sms Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.

Love sms Those innocent eyes those kissable lips
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?

Love sms if u read this, i m smart
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...

Love sms Its too heard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.

Love sms I m getting married next month
I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.

Love sms Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody

First Day of college..
boy sees a hot beautiful girl sitting right next to him, & writes on paper "i love you, do you love me?"
he passes chit to her..
she replies "No"
he didn't give up, he rubs her answer & passed same paper to another hottie sitting left to him..
'n she replies "Yes"
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moral of d story is
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save trees, save earth,RECYCLE PAPER !

Girl : What can you do for me
Boy : i would die for you
Girl : I don’t like you
Boy : Why?

Girl: I m looking for Someone who would live for me
not Someone who would just die
and leave me alone smiley

Boy: I L U…
Girl: Can you please spell it out just makes it more Special..
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Boy: I’m Leaving You. smiley

Love sms If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth,
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Love sms If someone was to write a story about my life,
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you.

Love sms What are you doing for the rest of your life?
What are you doing for the rest of your life? I want to spend it all with you.

Love sms Roses are red Violets are blue
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet... but not as sweet as you.

Love sms Your dad must have been a theif
Your dad must have been a theif because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

Love sms What does it feel like to be the most beautiful
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Love sms Hey I just realized this,
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.