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Love sms R u Mail or Femail Answer k liye
R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho

Love sms kal POLICE ko aik dead body mili hai.
kal POLICE ko aik dead body mili hai... Black Teeth hain...Ghonslay jayse baal hain...Dimagh nahi hai...Shakal PAGALOON wali hai...Paun ultey hain...mujhey FIKAR ho rahi hai...Zara BELL maroo... Copyright www.jokeshunt.com..Usman Ahmed 7071352

Love sms Tapti hui garmi ki loo hai tu dosti ke nam par thu
Tapti hui garmi ki loo hai tu dosti ke nam par thu hai tu E-Dost tujhe aur kya kahe dhuli hui gand per cipka hua goo hai tu.....


Love sms Oey kuti ke bachey
Oey kuti ke bachey
?
kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na?
Full Name: LoVeR MuNdAa
Mobile: 03216549989

Love sms hold ten roses in ur hand
hold ten roses in ur hand & stand in fron of a mirror, u can see there eleven roses,oh...! i am soorry daa, still i am standing beside of u Copyright www.jokeshunt.com
Full Name: jaffy

Love sms hold ten roses in ur hand
hold ten roses in ur hand & stand in fron of a mirror, u can see there eleven roses,oh...! i am soorry daa, still i am standing beside of u Copyright www.jokeshunt.com
Full Name: jaffy

Oey kuti ke bachey
?
kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na?
Full Name: LoVeR MuNdAa
Mobile: 03216549989

Love sms Ek din mein ne aap ko khwaab mein dekha
Ek din mein ne aap ko khwaab mein dekha k aap ki daith ho gai or aap 2 hooron k saat bethey ho.
mein ne ALLAH TAALA se poocha k yeh inaam us ko kis neki per mila,
reply mila k hooron ko kisi ghalti par saza k tor par us k saath chora hai. ha ha ha ha Sonum.03204186155. Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155

Love sms Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho, Copyright www.jokeshunt.com
to samjh lena ke app

common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan Sonum.03204186155.

Love sms Barsaat ki raat, Ek Bhigi Larki,
Barsaat ki raat,
Ek
Bhigi Larki,
Bhigey kapray,
bhigay hont,
bhigi zulfein,
Bhega jism,
Us se nazrein mili dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha
/guess karo

Kal yeh 100% Bamaar hogi.Sonum.03204186155.

Love sms Puppy dog asked to mummy dog:
Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this Jokes now.

Love sms whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE, Copyright www.jokeshunt.com
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".

Love sms If we join one pipal with other pipal with the help
If we join one pipal with other pipal with the help of a wire.what will we call it ?
Guess
.
Nokia - connecting pipals.
Model-Syed-Hasnat Haider (0322-5082324)

Love sms QUESTION:
QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum

Love sms When u feel lonely
When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,Copyright www.jokeshunt.com
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!

Love sms U r very special 4 me.
U r very special 4 me.always u should be safe my dear.i cant b with u al da times.so please b careful whenever u jump from tree to tree....;-)

Love sms Mujha Jokes per Jokes karo
Mujha Jokes per Jokes karo aur jito..10 lakh ki car .ki photo. 29" inch colour TV ka Dabba. Malaysia jana wale plane ko TATA karnaka moka.

Love sms Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!

Love sms U r a GHONCHU :- G=reat H=ot O=ne in Million
U r a GHONCHU :-
G=reat
H=ot
O=ne in Million
N=aughty
C=ute
H=umble
U=nique.
Zyaada khush mat ho, Aakhir hai toh GHOCHU hi na..

Love sms kami beer pio, thumsup pio, coke pio,
kami
beer pio,
thumsup pio,
coke pio,
7-up pio,
mirinda pio,
dew pio,
pani pio..or pio..
kun k..
pampers ab sirf 99 rupee may

Love sms 7 Angels come to me
7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa wollu banaya unko
..SaaMer 03002711588

Love sms Which Part... of a man's body
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think..hahaha SaaMer 03002711588

Love sms Those Sparkling Eyes Those Sparkling Eyes
Those Sparkling Eyes
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up? SaaMer 03002711588

Love sms If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"...SaaMer 03002711588

Love sms you" yes you u really disspointed me
you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE !! SaaMer 03002711588

Love sms if people say ur crazy Be Patient.
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....SaaMer 03002711588

Love sms whats wronng with your phone?
whats wronng with your phone? everytime when i call,it says the subscriber you have dialled is an angel,call heaven for details.love you so badly. cathy

Love sms When u feel, That nobody loves u,
When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai zuhaib 03217566867

Love sms What is Long & Hard,
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler..
But i like the way u think.. smiley SaaMer 03002711588

Love sms W: Wonderful I: Item F: For
W: Wonderful
I: Item
F: For
E: Entertainment
(WIFE)

H: Handsome
U: Useful
S: Smart
B: But
A: At
N: Night
D: Dangerous
(HUSBAND) SaaMer 03002711588

Love sms Rules of Life:
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday..SaaMer 03002711588