Page - 20 Flirt Jokes

Love sms I know I dont have a chance,
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

Love sms I saw a flower this morning
I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you.

Love sms If kisses were snowflakes,
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.


Love sms Excuse me, can you empty your pockets?
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

Love sms Are your legs tired,
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Love sms Do you have a map?
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

Love sms Baby, you are everything
Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted.

Love sms I wish dreams were like wishes
I wish dreams were like wishes and wishes came true because in my dreams I am always with you.

Love sms If you are gong my way
If you are gong my way I will walk with you.

Love sms My heart to you is given;
My heart to you is given; Oh, do give yours to me; we'll lock them up together and throw away the key.

Love sms Can't wait until tomorrow,
Can't wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful everyday.

Love sms I have had a really bad day and it always makes
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Love sms If beauty were time,
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

Love sms Did the sun come out
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Love sms Are you tired?
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

Love sms From A to Z all that really matters is U and I.
From A to Z all that really matters is U and I.

Love sms My friend wants to know if you think I'm hot.
My friend wants to know if you think I'm hot.

Love sms If you were a tear I would never dare to cry.
If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you!

Love sms Falling in love with you was the easiest
Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've done in my life.

Love sms Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine.

Love sms Is that love I see in your eyes,
Is that love I see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?

Love sms If your heart was a prison,
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Love sms Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

Love sms Roses are red Violets are blue
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The sun is hot
And so are you

Love sms It's not my fault that I fell for you,
It's not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

Love sms Some say there are more.
Some say there are more. Some say everything in life is a wonder. But to me, There is only one... You!

Love sms Did the sun just come out or did you just smile
Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

Love sms Every morning I wake up happy because
Every morning I wake up happy because I know I'll see you.

Love sms I get the best feeling in the world when you say
I get the best feeling in the world when you say "Hi" or smile at me, because I know that even for a second that I've crossed your mind.

Love sms The shortest word for me is I
The shortest word for me is I
The sweetest word for me is LOVE
The only one for me is YOU