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Love sms hey i saw u in TV
hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel... ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641

Love sms no visits... no calls..~. no Jokes's... no letters
no visits...
no calls..~.
no Jokes's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried,Sohneo, viah ta ni kra leya kitey? ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641

Love sms Year.............1927.......November 18th
Year.............1927.......November 18th ..... Evening....Exactly at 20:27pm................Kuch Nahi Hua Tha Aap Apna Kam Kro............ Muhammad Kashif 03004585900


Love sms In your life 4 thing come anytime:
In your life 4 thing come anytime:
1 LOVE
2 FRIENDSHIP
3 MONEY
4 ?????????
"SUSU"
So do it be4 sleep it can come at any time. babbu

Love sms Mera DIL krta hai ke tum ko har din kron
Mera DIL krta hai ke tum ko har din kron
Balke har hour k bad kron
main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi krta tumko
Ek pyara sa Jokes saim

Love sms Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI...SaaMer 03002711588

Love sms Mil giya Oye mil gaya oye oye mil giya
Mil giya Oye mil gaya
oye oye mil giya
oho mil giya
Ballay Ballay ::
mil he giya
aaj to mil he giya
yeh Jokes perhne wala ek or bewqoof mil giya !!!! Behzad Khan Sherwani

Love sms aik tha raja aik the rani dono mar gay khatam kahani
aik tha raja aik the rani dono mar gay khatam kahani
idoit neechay kia un ke laash doondh rahay ho kaha na mar gaye khatam kahani Behzad Khan Sherwani Behzad Khan Sherwani

Love sms WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU
WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU.....
APNE GUNAH JANAE K LIYE 1 DABAIYE.
TOBA K LIYE 2 DAIYE.
DUNIYA SE BURAI KHATAM KARNE K LIYE APNA GALA DABAIYE. princess

Love sms Jane Anjanay Mein
Jane Anjanay
Mein
Agar
Maine
Aap ka
Dil
Dhukaya
H0
Kabhi
Tang
Keya
Ho
Matamizi ki
Ho
Uz
k
liye
aapse
jo
Hosakta
Hai
Karlo
Main
Sudhernay
Walon
main se Nahi..... ShanZay

Love sms A B C D E
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ~ [email protected] # $%^&*
Thank God All Boutons Of My Cell r Fine.
Sorry 2 Distrb u By JaneMaan (03338126881)

Love sms A man kills DEER (Hiran)
A man kills DEER (Hiran) &cooks it & doesn't tell kids wat it is.
He gives a clue "its wat ur Mom calls me(dear)
Son screams "koi mat khana
"KUTTA HAI" naina

Love sms I'm tired of da security guard interogatin me
I'm tired of da security guard interogatin me abt da monkey dat escaped from da zoo. I think u better hide!
Leb-zaros

Love sms 1 Message received 1 cute friend sent it
1
Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
will forward the msg 2 another monkey.
you continue to read?moezamah

What is the Similarity Between a Dianasour and an Intelligent Girl?
?
Dono ab iss Duniya Mein Nahi Rahe..!! Rakesh

Love sms Flowers die stories end Songs fade
Flowers die
stories end
Songs fade
Memories Ragotten
All things come to End
But..........
People like U always remain 4rever
Bcz
GHOST NEVER DIE.moezamah

Love sms SEX SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly.
SEX SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday;)

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room"
And the grand prize is a night with me!

Love sms Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha,
Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha,
Itni chahat se kuch nahi dekha,
Dekhne do apnay cheray ko jee bhar k humein,
Muddat hui in aankhon ne Bandar nahi dekha. Sonu([email protected])+923204186155

Love sms Govt of Pakistan ne yeh elaan kia hai
Govt of Pakistan ne yeh elaan kia hai k mulk se jitney bhi khoobsurat log hein unhey nikaal do,
aap to 100% save hein laikin mera kia ho ga. think something. Sonu([email protected])+923204186155

Love sms apnay husn pe itna ghuroor na kar
apnay husn pe itna ghuroor na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai,
tera husn bhi tab tak qaim hai jab tak cherry blossom sasti hai.

Love sms logon ko bewakoof bananay k 7 tareeke:-
logon ko bewakoof bananay k 7 tareeke:-
yeh pehla tha:-)

Love sms Yeh madhosh nigahein,
Yeh madhosh nigahein,
yeh pyaase hont,
yeh kapkapata badan,
yeh ghran saansen,
yah tez dil ki dharkan,........
mujhe to pehley he pata tha k tumhey MALERIA hai.

Love sms JESUS!
????? is ???????
still scrolling?
o'k i'll tell u
u sure u want 2

the person is.......
JESUS!

Love sms Each morning.............. My first thought
Each morning..............
My first thought
My first sight
My first feeling
My first contact
my first heartthrob
My first real joy
my first true love

Love sms suno aj dedo na plz dedo na
suno aj dedo na plz dedo na bilkul akela hoon muqa bhi acha hai dedo na kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalay ga 1 sirf 1 lambi si MISS CALL....

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in next 15min
saniyaMirza
wil cal
u
Aiswarya
wil cal
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preityzinta
wil cal
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sharapova
wil cal
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Dont Giv.Ee pillerude
oru karyam

Love sms here r 6 types eggs.
There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan

Love sms LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI
A: ARISTOCRATE
B: BEGPIPER
C: CONTESSA
D: DIRECTOR SPECIAL
E: EIGHT PM
F: FUN DROP
G: GOD FATHER
H: HEYWARDS 5000
I: IMPERIAL BLUE
J: JHONEY WALKER
K: KING FISHER
L: LIME DROP
M: MUGHAL MONARCH
N: NICHOLAS NO. 1
O: OLD MUNK
P: PETER SCOT
Q: QUEEN CHOICE
R: ROYAL STAGE
S: SIGNATURE
T: TEACHER'S
U: UNIBOUL
V: VAT 69
W: WHITE HALL
X: XXX RUM
Y: YANKEY
Z: ZINGAROO
LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI.......... PI PI KE.. .........

Love sms A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
But a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this Jokes.

Love sms insan kay ander messege parhanay ka
insan kay ander messege parhanay ka itna shoq hota ha kay chiayh usay pagal stupid fool bewakoff nalaiq kaho kitna bhe kuch kah lo wo messge neachay tak parta ha ab apnay app ko hedaikh lain yah pata hotay huway bhe kay is msg main kuch nahe ha phir bhe parhay ja rahay ho parhalo parhlo last taq parh lo ab ap souch rahay hon gay kay yah baqwas kab khatam ho ge our main bhe kise ko forward keron ga tu ker lain ab app ki bare ha tata zubair

Love sms tery face ki sweet smile nay
tery face ki sweet smile nay mery heart ka signle break kia...mughy jab say hoa hay love tugh say main nay night sleeping chor dia fairy