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Bring forth the raisins and the nuts-
Tonight All-Hallows’ Spectre struts
Along the moonlit way.
~John Kendrick Bangs

May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Halloween is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here’s hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.
Best wishes on Halloween

When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
tis near Halloween.


A black baby was given a set of wings by God.
The baby asked “Does this mean I’m an angel” ?
God laughed and replied, “Nah niggah you is a bat!” ]:)
Happy Halloween

This The Night – *******
The Night (*) Of The Grave’s Delight,
And The Warlocks Are At Their Play;
Ye Think That Without
The Wild Winds Shout,
But No, It Is They – It Is They.
Happy Halloween Day !

A new experience is waiting for you…
Sense the shiver runs down your spine…
Feel the chilliness of your body…
And be ready for some spooky fun…
Happy Halloween!

Chilling
Thrilling
Terrible
Horrible
A grim dark night is here!
Take in the Halloween spirit…
And prepared to be griped by Fear!

May the light that we celebrate at Halloween show us the way

& lead us together on the path of peace & social harmony

“WISHES YOU A HAPPY Halloween”

Black night
Full of fright
Heat and fever on the air tonight
Electricity halted
Darkness spread in the vally of death
Energize dead body comes from grave
Try to scare people by making lots of niose
Standing with satanic rule looking for Someone
to fulfill the thirst of human blood
Knock-Knock
open the door
Are u scared!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire,
but not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Halloween and a
Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity

Pixie, kobold, elf, and sprite,
All are on their rounds tonight;
In the wan moon’s silver ray,
Thrives their helter-skelter play.

Shadows of a thousand
years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees,
“Tonight is Halloween!”

Long Live The Tradition Of Hindu Culture
n As The Generations Have Passed
By Hindu Culture Is Getting Stronger And Stronger
Lets Keep It Up.

Happy Halloween !!

Hobgoblins know the
proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo,
Loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….

Halloween is huge
in my house
and
we really get into
the “spirits” of things.

Nothing on Earth
so beautiful as
the final
haul on Halloween night.

On Halloween d thing you must do
Is pretend that nothing can frighten you
And if something scares you and you want to run
Just let on like it’s Halloween fun.

Backward, turn backward,
O Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night!

Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.

Halloween wraps fear in innocence,
As though it were a slightly sour sweet.
Let terror, then, be turned into a treat…

A gypsy fire is on the hearth,
Sign of the carnival of mirth;
Through the dun fields and from the glade
Flash merry folk in masquerade,
For this is Halloween!

This Halloween the most popular mask
is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask.
And the best part?
With a mouth full of candy
you will sound just like him

How Like A Queen Comes Forth
The Lonely Moon From The Slow
Opening Curtains Of The Clouds
Walking In Beauty To Her Midnight Throne!

Just like a ghost,
you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams,
So I’ll propose on Halloween.
Love is kinda crazy
with a spooky little girl like you

Bring forth the raisins and the nuts-
Tonight All-Hallows’ Spectre struts
Along the moonlit way

A grandmother pretends
she doesn’t know
who you are on Halloween.

On Halloween,
Witches come true;
Wild ghosts escape from dreams.
Each monster dances in the park….

Hold on, man.
We don’t go anywhere with
“scary,” “spooky,” “haunted,”
or “forbidden” in the title.

May This Halloween be as bright as ever.
May this Halloween bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Halloween bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Halloween bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Halloween show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
“WISH U A VERY HAPPY Halloween”

This the night – the night
Of the grave’s delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they – it is they


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