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Kiss by kiss
Touch by touch

Step by step
I fall in love

A love so incomprehensible
So vivid
So unique
So wild, that not even the reign of God could control

A passion so deep
A need so necessary
A want so strong
The universe would not handle

I love you today
I’ll love you tomorrow
I’ll love you forever..!!

Where should one use perfume?’
a young woman asked. ‘Wherever
one wants to be kissed,’ I said.

Proposing u was my desire having u is my
jackpot loving u is my attitude pleasing u is
my duty missing u is my habit kissing u is
my wish 2gether 4eva my fulfillment .

Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge youor balance now!
You have 2 free kiss, and 3 minutes hug will be
expired on 14th February 2013.

A Kiss is a :
Noun:It is common & proper.
Pronoun:”She” stands for it.
Verb:It is active & passive:
Adverb:Makes an explanation.
Conjunction:It brings together & connects.
Intergetion:It shows a sudden strong feeling.
Proposition:It has an object.

Ki$$ of U.S.A. girl, So Sweet
Ki$$ of AUSTRALIAN gal, Oh So Hot
Ki$ of AFRICAN gal,Once More
Ki$ of INDIAN gal,Kro Lakin kisi Ko Bolna Nai.

Law of Kissing: Any kiss that has been kissed
can be rekissed if the kisser n the kissee agree
that d kiss which was kissed was a dam Gud kiss.

KISS is seal of soft affections
dearest tie of young connections,
love’s silent confession

Happiness starts with:
One word
One joke
One text
One phone call
One song
One hug
And one kiss
It stops with one mistake!




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Kiss is the key of love. Love is the key of marriage. Marriage is the box of children. Children are problem of pakistan. So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.

People say A blessed KISS is on HEAD A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS A passionate KISS is on LIPS A romantic KISS is on NECK But seriously HOTTEST KISS is on Iron Try it

A peach is a peach. A plum is a plum. A kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues…

TaLk 2 Me WHen I"M BoReD, KiSS Me WHen I"M SaD, Hug Me WHen I CRy, CaRe 4 Me WHen I DiE, LoVe Me When I"M STill Alive...

A Hug For You Means I Need You. A Kiss For You Means I Love You. A Call For You Means I"M Missing You.

U R Sweeter Than Honey. Purer Than Milk. Softer Than Flower. Since I Have U As My Lover, Come To Me Near, I"Ll Kiss Ur Lips Without Fear. U"Ll Say, Having U Is Treasure & Be Wit Me For Ever.

My Love For You Grows More With Each Passing Day,
The Thought Of Your Gorgeous Face Takes My Breath Away:
Those Brown Eyes Fill My Soul With Happiness,
Those Luscious Lips I Love To Kiss.

Life Is Nothing Without LOVE, LUV Is Emotion & Kiss Is Practical, Don"T Get Emotional Yar Just B Practical So STOP Luving And START Kissing.

Proposing U Was My Desire Having U Is My Jekpot Loving U Is My Attitude Pleasing U Is My Duty Missing U Is My Habit Kising U Is My Wish 2gether 4eva My Filfilment.

Read Out This Jokes Very Carefully Watch As U Read It Wide Coz I"Ve Filled It With Staffed Loads Of Kisses & Hundreds Loads Of Huggles Inside...

If I Could Bring Back Memories I Would Bring The First Day I Kissed You I Look You In The Eyes And Felt Love. Thanks God An Angel Came Into My Life!

Loving You Can Only Be Compared To The Sand Of An Ocean, Missing You With The Warmth Of Your Skin, Baby To Me You Mean The World, I Can"T Stand Without Ur Thing, Talk Without Ur Lips!!!!So Come And Kiss Me

"Where Should One Use Perfume?"
A Young Woman Asked.
"Wherever One Wants To Be Kissed,"
I Said.

The Moment Eternal - Just That And No More -
When Ecstasy"S Utmost We Clutch At The Core
While Cheeks Burn, Arms Open, Eyes Shut, And Lips Meet!

If You Are Ever In Doubt As To Whether Or Not To Kiss A Pretty Girl, Always Give Her The Benefit Of The Doubt.

A Sweet &Loving Person Like U
Needs No Message....
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Kiss Is A Boot Camp Of Doing Something Sweet And Tasted That At The End It Can Drive You To The Next Step That Can Build A Generation To Generation Until Generation.

Kiss Is That Thing For Which The Demand Is Always Higher Than The Supply.

Kiss Is A Credit Because It Is Profitable When Returned.

Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips. What Is First Thing? <Guess Karo> ..??..
Answer Is "KISS"

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