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"A successful marriage is not finding the right person, but it is being the right person."

"When you can see your unborn children in her arms, you know you really love a woman."


"Since I met you we has become more magical than you or I."

"'Where's home for you?' a stranger asked a fellow traveler. 'Wherever she is,' came the reply, as the man pointed at his wife."

"We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet ... I mean, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything; the good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things ... all of it, all of the time, every day. You're saying, 'Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go un-witnessed because I will be your witness.'"

"Sex isn't special unless it is shared inside the boundaries of marriage, and then, 'sex' is not a deep enough word to describe it. For then, it's 'making love' and making love is the greatest gift in the world. True love waits!"

"Marriage is a forever thing; you love your partner this day and forever. You tell your soul mate everything; don't hide anything 'cause if it's true love they'll understand and be there for you."

"On my wedding day, I hope to say, I shall miss the tragedy of lost loves, but I am off to wed my bliss."

"I am who I am and I do what I must; to serve is my purpose, devotion am I."

"Marriage has less beauty but more safety than a single life; it’s full of sorrows and full of joys. It lies under more burdens, but it is supported by all the strengths of love, and those burdens are delightful."

"Don't marry a person you can live with; marry somebody you can't live without."

"Missing you is my hobby, caring for you is my job, making you happy is my duty, and loving you is my life."

"You kiss me to kiss me more.You hold me to hold me longer.You love me to love me forever.What happens when you stop kissing me?"

"Infatuation and intimacy ignites love; commitment makes the flame keeps on burning."

"I'm not perfect. You're not perfect. But two people can be perfect together, perfect for each other."

"It's easy to say 'I love you.' But only 'I do' says you're really one, for always."

"The only thing I would change about you is your last name...to mine."

The challenge in love is not igniting the flame, but in keeping the flame burning through the darkest times."

A successful marriage requires fallings in love many times, always with the same person."

"It's a wonderful thing, as time goes by, to be with someone who looks into your face, when you've gotten old, and still sees what you think you look like."

"Life keeps testing our love with tragedies and issues constantly haunting us. We cannot hide from them, neither can we run; facing them is the only option."

"No woman should marry until she has studied anatomy and dissected at least one man."

"A new baby into your life is sweeter than honey itself."

"Never expect me to live up to your expectations, nor you to mine, but anyhow we find ourselves, let us thrive with the association – in the name of love."

"Cherish the love you had yesterday; that you still have today and look forward to cherishing the love you shall have tomorrow."

To love is to satisfy yourself, but to marry is to care about the one you love."

The most difficult year of marriage is the one you're in

"Someday, my dear, the amazement may fade as the sheer pleasure of our souls touching connects all that we feel, unites all that we are, and leaves us understanding that we were simply destined to be."

"Love is when you go to bed with the same person for 25 years and go to bed with the same person for another 25 years."


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