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Love sms Punjabi: : I think that girl is deaf.
Punjabi: : I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Punjabi: : I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Love sms Teacher: "What is common between JESUS,
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Punjabi: : "All are born on government holidays...!!!

Love sms Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Punjabi: : Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!


Love sms Sir: What is difference between Orange
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple
Punjabi: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

A man in USA sees a dog attacking a girl!

He kicks the dog, it dies!

Newspapers report
"LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG"

Man says i'm not American

Report changed

"Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog"

Man says:
Actually I'm Pakistani

Breaking News:

"Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which was playing with a girl"

A man's feeling
.
.
.
It feels like a mini heart attack
when i dont find my mobile in my pocket
&
Its almost like heart fail
when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !

Sardar went to Microsoft office for Interview.
Interviewer : Tell me any 4 versions of Java?
Sardar : Mar java , Mit Java, Lut java, Main sadkay java...:p

The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live.

I can only please one person per day. today is not your day. tomorrow is not
looking good either.

Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.

The Irish RAF stormed the RSPCA. They went to kill the five
Afgans held there.

yo moma teeth so yellow when she colse her mouth her stomach light up.

Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

The Last One's Law Of Program Generators: A program generator creates programs that are more "buggy" than the program generator.

One day, Hanson and the Spice Girls were all on an airplane, and
they get into a discussion.
Baby Spice stated "You know, I could toss a thousand dollars out
the window of th

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because p

An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir!"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes w

Chemist's fast prayer:Dear Lord, if I mix sodiumwith concentrated HNO3,and add to it Plutonium,would you take care on me?

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

What do you call a white boy in a dumpster ?
A:white trash

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the chicken!

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget.
Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would ne

1. Pretend you are saving the seat next to you for your
invisible friend, and if anyone tries to sit on the seat,
scream, "Don't sit on Jake!"
2. When someone tries to get on the bus

One day a farmer caught a traveling salesman making love to his youngest daughter. Yelling "You son of a bitch!" he shot the amorous salesman in the groin with a .12-gauge shotgun.

A rookie officer pulled over a guy who was speeding.
officer:May I see your license?
Man:It is not valid.It has been revoked 5 times.
officer:Well then can I please see the re

Q: How many alt.fan.pratchett readers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to actually change the bulb, one to write amusing footnotes about it, one to propose to Laura, and a newbie

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the
Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: No eye deer
Q: What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs?
A: Still no eye deer
Okay, if you didn't get it, sound it out... "No

Tragically, three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the gates of heaven. Before entering, they are each asked a question by St. Peter.
"When you are in your casket and frien

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?A: Some people still believe in David Koresh.


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