Page - 11 Miss You Jokes

The Visual Imprint Of Ur Face On My Retina Produces Afferent Impulses To My Visual Cortex Affecting My Hypothalamus Causing Recall Of All Past Experiences And Release Of Cytokines, Causing The Release Of Epinephrine, +Ve Feed Back Loop Predisposing My SA Node To Asystoli Manifesting As A Skipped Beat Accompained By Cold Clammy Extremities, Dilated Pupils, Open Mouth & A Sense Of Detachment N Well Being!In Short,
Medically Saying "I MisS U0"

Will U Smile If I Ask U To?

Will U Come If I Call U?

Will U Understand If I M Unable To Express?

Will U Add A "TOO" If I Say I MISS U?

hs Msg Is From HUm 2 Tum

That HUM Is Missing TUM Vry Much N
Widout Tm Hum Is Vry Lonely

So TUM Never Go Far Frm HUM Otherwise

HUM Will Mis TUM A L0t.


MiSsInG
YoU
CaN
TuRn
FrOm
PaIn
To
PlEaSuRe
If
I
KnEw
YoU
WErE
MIsSiNg
Me
ToO ....

"I Miss You"
When Something Really Good Happens, Because You Are The One I Want To Share It With.

"I Miss You"
When Something Is Troubling Me, Because You Are The One Who Understands Me So Well.

"I Miss You"
When I Laugh & Cry Because I Know That You Are The One That Makes My Laughter Grow & My Tears Disappear.

I Miss You All The Time But I Miss You The Most When I Wakeup Later At Night And Think Of All The Beautiful Moments We Spent With Each Other..

Having No Communication Wid U 4 A While Is Like Drinking Coffee Widout Sugar,
Its Nt Cmplete
Or
Shud I Say
My Life Isn't Cmplete Whn U R Not Beside Me

I Miss U

Jab Pyaar Ki Baat Adhoori Ho..
Jab Beech Me Thori Doori Ho..
Jab Milna Bohut Zaroori Ho...
Per Milne Mein Majboori Ho..
Tum Dil Me Yaad Jaga Lena..
Kuch Pyaar Ke Deep Jala Lena..
Jab Mujh Se Milne Aa Na Sako..
Aur Yaad Se Bahar Jaa Na Sako.

I Eat T.V
&
Watch The Food.
.

I Baked Book
&
Studies Cake.
.

I Switched Off The Bed
&
Slept On Fan.


This Is De Condition Wen

I MISS U ! smiley

I Nvr Expect Other's To Miss Me..

Bt I'll Always Drop My Msgs In2 Their Inbox To Show

I Still "Love & Remember" Them, With Or Widout Their Love..!

Tell Me U Miss Me Or Not.

If U Don't Miss Me,


I Will Hang Myself With Noodles

Hit Myself With Sponge

Cut My Vein With Rubber Knife

&

Blow My Head Off By Water Pistol

See!

H0w Mch U Mean To Me..;-)

Our Life Is Long Time..!
We Meet For Short Time..!
But..!
You Will Be In My Heart At Any Time..!
My Sweet Friend..!
I'm Missing U Dis Time

T H E
P A I N
O F
M I S S I N G
S O M E O N E
I S
T U R N
T O
P L E A S U R E
I F
W E
K N E W
T H E Y
A R E
A L S O
M I S S I N G
U S
T O O . . . ♥

I=Its Just Been Days Since You Left

M=Months And Ages It Feels
I=It Isnt Easy You Know
S=Smiles And Laughs That We Shared
S=Solitude Is Not What I Wanted

Y=Your Presence, Irreplaceable
O=Of All The Words I Can Say
U=Understand These The Most, That I Miss You.

They Say When You Are Missing Someone
That They Are Probably Feeling The Same,

But I Don't Think
...It's Possible For You
To Miss Me
As Much As
I'm Missing You
Right Now.

Fikar-E-Mutaqbil Ne Faasle
Bana Diye Werna

Sab Yaar Ek Saath Thay Abhi
...Kal Ki Baat Hy . . .

D E D I C A T E D
To
All JigXxX

Miss U All

Missing You I Am Missing You

I Miss You All The Time

I Need You Now To Look At Me
...
Look At Me Tonight!

All The Love You Have For Me

I See It In Your Eyes

It's All Lies

Lies

I May Not Always Contact You
But Our Distance Makes Me Miss You

I May Not Always Stay In Touch
But I Care For You Very Much

I May Not Always Say Hi
But I Hope Never To Say Goodbye

I May Not Prove To Be The Perfect Friend
But I Hope The Relation We Share Never Reaches An END :=)

I Wish Someday I Can Spend
My All Waking Moments With You
And I Don't Have To Hate Missing You.

I Remember How Much U Hurt Me ...

I Say ...
I Am Fine Alone...

... But Why Does My Stupid Heart Miss U !

Why Do I Need That Hurt To Feel Alive ...

You Live So Far Away
You Are So Close To Me

I Miss You Everyday
I Tell You All My Secrets
...
I Wish You Could Stay..
.I Need You Now In My Life

I Know I Can't Get My Way
I Think Of You Every Night

My Feelings I Don't Need To Say
I Need You So Much

I'm Going Crazy Today
You Live So Far Away

You Are So Close To Me
I Miss You Everyday

Wen U R Lonely, M Sad..
Wen U R Happy, M Glad..
Remeber Dat Wat Ever U Feel I Feel It Twice..
So If U Miss Me 1ce,
I Miss U 2ce:-)...

You May Miss Me.
You May Ignore Me.
You May Even 4get Me
Bt 1Day If U
Want To C Me, Dont Search Anywhere
Jst Watch Ur Shadow
I Will B Dere..

Do U Know???

The Meaning Of. . . Healthy Life...??

1 Hour Exercise?
2 Time Bath?
3 Time Eat?
5 Times Pray?
6 Hour Sleep?
8 Hour Work?

& 1 Min Thinking Of Me.

"It's A Horrible Thing To See Your
Lost Love Walk Past You With Another Girl,
And It's The Worst Thing To Know
That You Made

A Mistake In Letting Him Go."

dasna tu vi nahi,te kehna mai v nhi,
auna tu v nahi,te auna mai vi nai,
bolna tu vi ni,te sunna mai v nai,
par ik gal pakki yara!
bhulna tu vi nai,te bhulna mai vi nai. smiley

Honestly, I dont even know wat really happened. When i think abt it, all i remember is that i tried and i tried really hard. But u din seem happy anymore no matter how hard i tried. So i called it quits. All i have ever wanted is ur mesmerizing smile lighting up my life. And i was just not able to feel that. Sorry, if ever i have hurt you. But the only thing that i wish for now is ur happiness. If ever you realize that ur happiness is with me then ur always welcome. I am and i will always be here for u. But even if u happen to find it somewhere else, rest assured I'll be the happiest for u. Love you.

missing someone isn't about how long is been since you've seen each other or the amount to time since you've talked. Its about that very moment when your doing something and you wish they were right there with you every time

Everyday i think of you.
Everyday you cross my mind.
Everyday i see something that reminds me of you.
Everyday im missing you.
Everyday i wish you were mine.
Everyday i wonder what could of been.
Everyday i think of why you did this.
& everyday im getting stronger.
Everyday im moving on.
But everyday ill always miss you.

Everyday i wake up knowing that ur not right next to me in bed-everyday i hope for u to come back-everyday i think about the time we first kissed-the times we spent together-staying up at-wondering wat ur doing-waiting for ur calls-still love growing for u-thinking of the day when u went away-thinking of you every second-just missing you everyday.

Before I met you I had no clue what love was all I cared about was myself. Then we found each other and I truly found out what love was. Food lost its flavor, the whole world became hazy to where I don't even remember much of what happened. The only thing that mattered was you and being able to put my arms around you. We didn't even need to say anything, just stand next to each other and share our body heat. My true weakness was in her smile. Her face made me realize that everything was ok in the world and I honestly thought that this had to be heaven. Then when she left me it was honestly the worst feeling in the world. I felt like dieing, no, worse, I felt like dieing 1000000 times or ripping my heart out of my chest hoping and praying that if I did that I wouldn't hurt so much. Loosing a lover is the worst feeling in the world and it does the worst things to you. Ever since then I have never really expressed my self fully in fear that I would feel that kind of pain again