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Love sms Having a cold drink on a hot day
Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice

But what about having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks?

Speechless!

Love sms Girl : I’m warning you
Girl : I’m warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But I’m not doing anything..
Girl : That’s why I’m warning you..

Hurry up !

Love sms Two Men Talking In Marriage Ceremony
Two Men Talking In Marriage Ceremony

1st: Abhi Kal Ki Baat Hy,
Ye Larki Meri Godi Me Khelti Thi.

2nd: Aap Larki Waale Ho?

1st: Nahi, Mai BOSS Ho Iska… ;->


Love sms Women are like fruits. Every woman has her own
Women are like fruits.
Every woman has her own
unique taste and color,
The problem is with men,
they seeem to love fruit chaat smiley

Love sms Don’t worry girl, you will find the one
Don’t worry girl,
you will find the one
who will ruin your lipstick,
and not your mascara.

Love sms Classic example to prove Gals r Selfish
Classic example to prove Gals r Selfish
When i was a child so many Gals Wanted to Kiss me
I Allowed
Now i want to Kiss so many Gals but no one Allows

Love sms Faakay pe faaka ho raha hai, Nakay pe naka ho raha hai,
Faakay pe faaka ho raha hai,
Nakay pe naka ho raha hai,
Hakumat kar rahi hai Mansooba bandi,
Phir bhi kakay pe kaka ho raha hai....

Love sms Ladki Or Jokes me kya Simillarity h
Ladki Or Jokes me kya Simillarity h
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Jab Tak Upar se Niche Pura Dekh
na lo ,
Chain Nai Ata..

Love sms Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls,
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

Love sms Wife: Did u read that news of a husband
Wife: Did u read that news of a husband selling his wife for a cycle. I am sure you won`t do that.
Husband: Oh no! I will look for atleast a car.

Love sms Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.