Page - 2 Punjabi Jokes

Love sms Luddi atte Dhamaal
Luddi atte Dhamaal Inna di Jaggo Nyari aa...
Hakki, Balibaal, Kabaddi Khed Nyari aa..
Ral Mil Ke Mele te Tyohaar Manaunde Ne...
Sara Jag Gawah PUNJABI Sher Kahaunde Ne...

Love sms Kinni Jaldi E Mulakaat
Kinni Jaldi E Mulakaat Gujar Jandi ae,
Pyaas bujhdi nahi ke Barsaat gujar jaandi ae,
Rajni Apniyaan yaadaan nu keh de ki na aoun,
Kyonki Hun Neend aundi nahi ke raat gujar jandi ae

Love sms E Zindagi di chahat da silsila
E Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,
Jinna nu Mangaya si Duwawaan che O Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya.


Love sms ina Chahunde haan per Zindagi
ina Chahunde haan per Zindagi r
Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi,
Marna chahunde haan per Maut sadde pass nahi aundi,
Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi ton.......
Rajni Teri Yaad vi te Tadpaon ton baaz nahi aundi

Love sms Manya ki ajj Sadde naal koi
Manya ki ajj Sadde naal koi Dildaar nahi,
Per E na samjhana ki sannu kisi naal PYAAR nahi,
Kismat ne sab kuchh ditta mainu......
Par ditta mera O yaar nahi.

Love sms Ek vaar jeh maran nu kehendi
Ek vaar jeh maran nu kehendi,
Taan mar ke vikha dinde..
Je lahu he vekhna si mera taan kehndi,
Dil cheer ke dikha dinde. ..

Love sms Bachpan De Gali Te Gwand Na Oh Bhulde
Bachpan De Gali Te Gwand Na Oh Bhulde
Khed de C Kali Jotta Oh Tha Na Bhulde
Asi Apniya Khushiya Nu Tere Utto Varde Rahe
Hath Wich Si Jotta, Kali Keh Ke Harde Rahe..

Love sms TEHNI HUNDI TAAN TORR KE SUTT DENDE
TEHNI HUNDI TAAN TORR KE SUTT DENDE
TUSI DIL CH SAMAA GAYE KINJ KADDIYE
RISHTA DILAN DA HUNDA TA GAL VAKH SI
RAJNI TUSI SAANJH ROOHAN WALI PA GAYE KINJ CHHADDIYE .......

Love sms Apne Dil da dard chhupaande aaye haan
Apne Dil da dard chhupaande aaye haan,
Fer vi RAJNI tainu hasaande aaye haan,
Tere Chehre utte disse udaasi kyon,
RAJNI tere layi ta Rabb nu vi rusaande aaye han!!

Love sms Ramchandra kah gaye siya se
Ramchandra kah gaye siya se,
aisa kalyug aayega ,
ek dost sirf Jokes karega ,
dusara dost, bas perh ke muskurayega
HEY RAM ........................

Love sms JACH MAINU AA GAYI GUM KHAN DI
JACH MAINU AA GAYI GUM KHAN DI,
HOLI HOLI RO KE JI PARCHAUN DI,
CHANGA HOYA TU PARAYA HO GAYA,
MUK GAYI CHINTA TAINU APNAUN DI.

Love sms Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye
Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye,
Asi Khud Nishana Ban Gaye varr ki Kariye,
Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita,
Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar Ki Kariye...

Love sms tuhi ta sikhaya c pyaar kiven paayida
tuhi ta sikhaya c pyaar kiven paayida,
Sajna nu kiven hai apna banaida,
Dil jide naal vataiye ohnu kade ni Ruvayida,
Hun eh v tu sikhaja pyaar pa ke kiven bhul jayida

Love sms Rabba manga ek o mang
Rabba manga ek o mang main khush rakhin sohnea nu,
kande us de raah de apne pair vich chuba lawan main,
Har ek hanzu us di akh da has k p lawan main,
Hamesha pyar di shaan hetha rakhin usnu pavien tuppe sad jawan main

Love sms Mar main v jaana te ji tethon v nahi hona
Mar main v jaana te ji tethon v nahi hona,
Dil mera tutna te akhaan teriyaan ne v rona,
Neend meri udni te raat nu tu v ni sona,
Ishq main kitta te dekhi RAJNI kamli tu v hona

Love sms Aina Kis Gal da Garur Ho Gaya
Aina Kis Gal da Garur Ho Gaya,
Ya Pher satton Koi Kasoor Ho Gaya,
Rajni ! Aise Kehri Gal Hoyi.....
Jo Sadde SAWAL Da JAWAB dena V NaManzur Ho Gaya.

Love sms Umar de varke nu,jad soch meri foldi rehi
Umar de varke nu,jad soch meri foldi rehi,
kithe kuch gumea nazar jisnu tohldi rehi,
Rajni meri pyaas toh puch.........
meriaan akhaan de pani nu puchh......
Ki kinna sambh ke rakhdi,te kina doldi rehi...

Love sms Ehna Husan waleyan de Hathon
Ehna Husan waleyan de Hathon asin Neelam hoe han,
Jehde Niwian pa ke Langde se aaj ona de asi Gulam hoye haan,
Es vich Sada koi Kasoor Nahe, eh taan Waqt de Maar hai SOHNEO,
Jo ke asin kade Raje Hunde c Par aaj Benaam Hoye haan

Love sms Kayi akhde hunde khand mithi
Kayi akhde hunde khand mithi,
kayi akhde gulaab de phool mithe,
Jinna parakh keeti KUL mithayi di,
Oh akhde yaar de BUL mithe...

Love sms Rajni Tainu Khabar na koi jehri
"Rajni Tainu Khabar na koi jehri sadde naal hoi,
Jive ujre haan asin oven ujre na koi,
Kiven kari da guzara sadda rabb jaanda,
Kinna tu Sannu pyara Sadda rabb jaanda"....

Love sms Fariyaad meri ki tu meinu
Rajni inni Fariyaad meri ki tu meinu yaad rakhin,
Mere naal beete jo pal o abaad rakhin,
Jo v pyar karde ne tainu unna wichon mera pyar yaad rakhin,
Bhave meinu sab ton baad rakhin

Love sms Kitte pe jave dukh,Kitte pe je musibat
Kitte pe jave dukh,Kitte pe je musibat,
Yaraan de naal ne har wele yaar kharde,
Yaar hon naal, dar kedi gal da,
Yaar hunde ne sirhane payee talwaar warge

Love sms Main Hanjuan nu lakh samjhaiya
Main Hanjuan nu lakh samjhaiya ki tanhai che aaya karo,
Mehfil che aa keMera mazak naa udvaya karo,By Bikram Varya
Iste Hanju bole............
Asin Mehfil che vi tuhanu Kalle Paande haan Tahin chale aande haan

Love sms tu kisi kabool hoyi dua vargi
Rajni, tu kisi kabool hoyi dua vargi,
Rabb de dar te jande rah varg1,
Tainu bhul asi sakde haan kiddan,
Tu ta aunde jande sah vargi

Love sms Tuhade shehar da mausam
Rajni Tuhade shehar da mausam suhane lagge,
Tuhadi ik shamm chura laan je burra na lagge,
Tussi chaho ta bhula do sannu............
Par tuhanu bhul jaan layi sanu shayd zamana lagge.

Love sms Da Man Tu Moh Chhadeya
"BIkram" Da Man Tu Moh Chhadeya ,
Vad Sab To Tu Manmohni e.....
Teri Hor Missal Devan Mein Ki,
Rajni Tu Heer Tu Vi Vad Sohni Hai

Love sms Kaon kehnda ae ki Judayi hovegi
"Rajni Kaon kehnda ae ki Judayi hovegi,
E afwaah kisi Dushman ne Udayi hovegi,
Thatt naal ravange tere Dil che,
Akhir Asin Uthey koi jagah banayi hovegi"
By Bikram Varya

Love sms Tainu Hikk De Nal Sada Laye Rakhya
"Rajni" Tainu Hikk De Nal Sada Laye Rakhya ,
Asan Dukh Dard Kade v Nahin Takeya
Lakh Vaar Rulaya Tu Sanu Par ,
"Bikram" Teinu Kadi Nahin Rula Sakeya
By Bikram Varya

Love sms yari kisse naal lawen tenu tad pata lage
yari kisse naal lawen tenu tad pata lage,
yari kisse naal lawen tenu tad pata lage,
kite tod k nibhawen tenu tad pata lage,
jehrian dukhan di kahani tu firdi sunaundi,
kisse dukhi nu sunawe tenu tad pata lage
By Bikram Varya

Love sms Yaari gumman de ohle na luk jave
Yaari gumman de ohle na luk jave,
Changi - bhali chaldi vichale na ruk jave...
Vehl mile tan ik vari mil javi,
Kite yaad vich teri jind sadi na muk jave...