Page - 7 Punjabi Jokes

Love sms Tere Khawaba De Kinare
Tere Khawaba De Kinare , Khawab Dehke Mein Ta Sarey
Tere Mukhde De Mukk Gaye , Sari Duniya De Najaare
Mainu Devi Nah Hun Kadde Faansley , Meri Zingdi Hein IkTeri Aas Te...
Dil Kehnda Hey Jo Ajj Mainu Kehn Dey
Akhiyan Nu Akhiyan Ch Rehn De , Mardiya Nu Sah Lain De
Tera Han Mein Parshava , Jithe jaave Tu Mein Jaavan
Tetho Door Nah Hovan Mein , Eho Mangdi Han Dhuavan
Oye Ik Tere Naal Joodhe Jazbaat Ne , Tere Naal Hun Sare Din Raat Ne
O Dil Mainu Kehnda Hun Ajj Mainu Kehn de
Akhiyan Nu Akhiyan Ch Rehn De , Mardiya Nu Sah Lain De

Love sms Sareya nu Vaisakhi diya lakh lakh vadiyan
Sareya nu Vaisakhi diya lakh lakh vadiyan!!!!! Happy Vaisakhi

ਮੰਨਿਆ ਕੀ ਅਸੀਂ ਬਹੁਤ ਲੜਦੇ ਹਾਂ............
...........ਮਗਰ ਪਿਆਰ ਵੀ ਬਹੁਤ ਕਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ..........
........ਗੁੱਸੇ ਦੀ ਵਜਹ ਨਾਲ ਨਾਰਾਜ਼ ਨਾ ਹੋ ਜਾਵੀ.........
....ਕਿਉਂਕਿ ਗੁੱਸਾ ਉੱਪਰੋਂ ਤੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਦਿਲੋਂ ਕਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ........

..........Manea ki asi Bahut larde aa........
..........Magar Pyaar V bahut karde Aa.....
.......Gusse Di vajah Nal Naraz Na Ho Javi......
.....Kyuki Gussa Uparo te Pyaar Dilon karde ha....


too ne daikha hai kabi ghoor se chehray ko mere
kitny gham tere muhabbat ne chupaey hain mere
tere ik pal ki muhabbat ka ye asar hoa hai
kitny jazbat jo soe thy jagae hain mere
mai tu apnoo k hi dhokoon main gira rehta tha
tujh ko paya hai to ab sare paraey hain mere

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Je ro paya te kehange Deewana ho gaya,
Na bolya te kehange begana ho gaya,
Lokaan di is jubaan nu kidan phadanga main,
Tere bagair zindagi ki karanga main…

Kujh Yaadan Hundiyan Eho Jahiyan…..
Yaad Karke Jina Nu Roi Da….
Ek Cheej Paun Di Khatir Ranjia…
Pata Ni Ki Ki Khoi Da…….!!!

Laley di jaan,
Sade wal bhi kero Dhayan
Assi ha bahut pareshan
Towade walon na koi bell
Na koi msg da Nishan
Kithey O mere jaan

O Royi Ta Bhut Par Maitho Mukh Mod K Royi
Badi Majbur Hovegi O Jo Dil Tod K Royi
Mere Samne Karke Meri Tasveer De Tukde
Pata Laga Baad Ch Ohi Tukde Jod K Royi…..!!

Ni Kudiye Tainu Sas Mile Enni Kapati,
Fere Jehdi Roj Tere Jutti,
Tun Karen Ghar Da Sara Kamm,
Te Sas Teri Rahe Sara Din Sutti

Sikhliya hai aap ne dard chupana,
Dukh ke ehsaas ko ghut ghut ke peena,
Dua karte hai yehi ki aap khus hamesha rehna,
Waqt bewaqt zarurat pade toh hai koi apna samjhna.

Assi aaj v uthe baiyhe haan jithe tu bithaya si,
Assi change jaa maade haan sab tu hi banaaya si…
sunil was never wrong & Never will be…..

Saade jism ne vakh vich is duniya,
Chalo maniya tahiyon E duriya ne,
Par milde jad asin har janam de vich,
Fer is janam das ki majobriyan ne…

Yaari gumman de ohle na luk jave,
Changi – bhali chaldi vichale na ruk jave…
Vehl mile tan ik vari mil javi,
Kite yaad vich teri jind sadi na muk jave…

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

Loki ishq paey karde ne..
Assi ishq bazaar vich ja baithe,
Loki yaar laben nu firde ne,
Assi labhia yaar gava baithe…

Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita…!

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya.

Kal sajna di tarfon khat aaya
Asan khat dy badly khat likhya
Un’na laal siyahi naal khat likhya
Asan kad k jigar di rt(khoon) likhya
Asan shan mutabik sajna di
khat bara khush khat likhjya
mattan Sajan naraz na ho jaway assan lafaz
wafa wt wt(bar bar) likhya.

Lo g
Mitran di pur zor farmysh te ek waari fer
Na zuban se
Na fone se
DIRECT
DIL SE
Nara awam da
Zardari haraam da
Te jerra is msg nu roke o v odhe naal
da..

Life is full of problems.
But
we Should be thankful to
punjabis.
They have Discovered a Simple
KEY to remove all tensions.
That
KEY is called
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Saanu-key:-P

Main Te Raat Haneri Jad V Turde
Dushman Surkh Savera,
Mal Beh Janda C Raawa
Goori Neend Ch Sab Khalkat Suti
Te Main Gam Nu Howke Lai Lai Gaawan
Bhul K Sajjna Dil Na Laavi
Hundiyan Ishq Diyan Sakhat Sajawan
Ja Sohneya Tu Sada Khushian Maane
Jashan Diyan Ta Bas Tere Layi Ehi Dili Duawaa

Ik Dil Te Lakh Samjhaun Wale
Je Samajh Na Aave Ki Kariye
Dard Dil Da Howe Ta Seh Laiye
Je Dil Hi Dard Ban Jawe Ta Ki Kariye
(Dil da dard msg)

Kadi Mehak Nai Mukdi Phullan Vichon
Phul Sukdy Sukdy Sukk Jandy.
Koi Qadar Na Jany Pyar Di
Dil Tutdy Tutdy Tut Jandy…
Koi Mool Nia Jug Te Rishtyaan Da
AY Chutdy Chutdy Chut Jandy..
Kadi Pyaar NAi Mukda Dilaan Wichoon
Saah Mukdy Mukdy Mukk Jandy..

U ¤ ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤
U R ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤
U R S¤ ¤¤¤¤¤
U R SO ¤¤¤¤¤
U R SO ¤¤¤¤T
U R SO ¤¤¤ET
U R SO ¤¤EET
“U R SO Dheet”
Puttar Hr Veley
Tarifaan Nai Hondiyan.
(Sweet punjabi shayri)

Supne De Vich Sajan Mileya,
Gal Vich Paayian Baahan
Darr De Maare Akh Na Kholan,
Kite Fer Na Vichhad Jaavan
Pyar Keeta Main Dilon Osnu,
Ehi Sab Nu Samjhaavan
Rabba Rakhin Neend Ch Mainu,
Te Chahe Sutte Main Mar Jaavan

Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi
“FARAZ”
Wo Kehti Hain
Me So Gai
Te Tu Kuriyaan Nu Fone Karenga
(.”)
/)(>
!L
Lo Dasso
Aini Beaitbari…

Santa: Preeto,
why do u luv a rose tht dies in a day,
but
don’t luv me who dies for u everyday
Preeto:Haye ve Santeya!
Haye main marja!!
Kutteya,enni angreji=D

agda tu kitti hoyi,kramaat rabb di,,
terre jhi surat na dunia ch labdi,,
aaunda ae njara ik vakhre jhaan da,,
kina sohna mukhra hai sachi meri jaan da,

Kale Raat d Syahi Utte,
Chand di gwahi utte,
Soch de kore kagaj te,
Ik akhar Main ban java,
Tu bhule ta teri marji,
Main bhula ta mar java