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When u get this Jokes, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:

LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS.

GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW

answer=" I MISS YOU"

Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
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22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00

Reply is must.


Select one dish, ill tell you the relation b/w you and me?

1-Seekh Kabab
2-Kaleji
3-Karhai
4-Qorma
5-Tikka
6-Kabab
7-Biryani
8-Roll Paratha
9-Daal??
Tell me your answer

Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..

I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.

If U remove the second letter,It is everywhere!

Guess what ???!

Solve this riddle:-
"The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?

Which 3 Letters Can
Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Think..
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Think Hard..
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What part of a human, which size doesn't increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)

Do u think u can answer....

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.

Challenge for you to tell the abbreviations...

1. I.Q. = ?
2. a.m = ?
3. p.m = ?
4. e.g. = ?
5. i.e. = ?
6. SIM = ?
7. OK = ?

Solve this geographical riddle.
I am the first on earth,
The second in heaven,
I appear two times in a week,
You can only see me once in a year although i am in the middle of the sea,
What am i?
Your iq test.

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

This is a smart test, try 2 solve it

R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E

Send answer if u r a genius.
It's only 1 word.
Solve n reply

Answer these questions instantly.
U can't take ur time,
answer them immediately . Ok?

1:-u are participating in a race.
U overtake the second person.
What position are u in ?

2:-If u overtake the last person, then u are?

If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

-ID
-Money
-Picture
-Credit card
-Coins
-Calling card
-Letter?

?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must!

When the eyes meet and hold strongly they are bound to meet again.

Love sms It's A Challenge
Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It's A Challenge...
Reply The Answer.