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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta’ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I m on tour.

Preeto comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa.
Banta shouts: Whatâ?Ts this?
Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha “Serve hot without dressing.”

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Banta: No! It’s my HELLO TUNE!


Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn’t travel
Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A: “Do you believe in people?”

Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ?
A: He was ironing the curtain

Love sms At the scene of an accident
At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Love sms Do You Know English?
Santa:
Do You Know English?
Banta:
Yes
Santa:
Ok!
Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?

Love sms Banta: U cheated me
Banta: U cheated me…
Shopkeeper: No , I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio!

Love sms Thief has entered our kitchen
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Love sms American: In our country
American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female

Love sms A new vacum cleaner salesman knockd santa's door
A new vacum cleaner salesman knockd santa's door...
santa opened it b4 he cud speak, salesman rushed in to the leaving room n emptied a bag of cow shit on carpet...

salesman : sir if I m unable 2 clean this up wid my new powerful vaccum cleaner in nxt 10 second, I ll eat all this shit...

santa smiled and said : do u need a chilly or tomato sauce wid shit ?...

salesman : why ?...

santa : bcoz there is no electricity in the house...

moral : never b oversmart and every santa is not a fool...

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