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SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta’ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I m on tour.

Preeto comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa.
Banta shouts: Whatâ?Ts this?
Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha “Serve hot without dressing.”

Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!”
Banta: No! It’s my HELLO TUNE!

Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn’t travel
Q: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
A: “Do you believe in people?”

Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ?
A: He was ironing the curtain

Love sms At the scene of an accident
At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Love sms Do You Know English?
Do You Know English?
Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?

Love sms Banta: U cheated me
Banta: U cheated me…
Shopkeeper: No , I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is all India Radio!

Love sms Thief has entered our kitchen
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

Love sms American: In our country
American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female

Love sms A new vacum cleaner salesman knockd santa's door
A new vacum cleaner salesman knockd santa's door...
santa opened it b4 he cud speak, salesman rushed in to the leaving room n emptied a bag of cow shit on carpet...

salesman : sir if I m unable 2 clean this up wid my new powerful vaccum cleaner in nxt 10 second, I ll eat all this shit...

santa smiled and said : do u need a chilly or tomato sauce wid shit ?...

salesman : why ?...

santa : bcoz there is no electricity in the house...

moral : never b oversmart and every santa is not a fool...

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