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Wood Chuck
If a wood chuck could chuck wood,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood
as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Our Joe
Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will
lend our Joe your Joe’s banjo.
If your Joe won’t lend our Joe your Joe’s banjo,
our Joe won’t lend your Joe our Joe’s
banjo when our Joe has a banjol

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.


A skunk sat on a stump
And
thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, “Let us fly!”
Said the fly, “Let us flee!”
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Truck Tucker Takra
Takra Tucker Truck
Repet this twister 5 times

Can you can a canned can into
an uncanned can like a canner
can can a canned can into an
uncanned can?

If you must cross a course cross cow across
a crowded cow crossing,
cross the cross coarse cow across
the crowded cow crossing carefully.

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
managing an imaginary menagerie

I’m not the pheasant plucker,
I’m the pheasant plucker’s son

A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
“Is it tougher to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?”

And I’m only plucking pheasants
till the pheasant pluckers come.

A big bug bit the little beetle
but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

My dame hath a lame tame crane,
My dame hath a crane that is lame.

If you understand, say “understand”.
If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”.
But if you understand and say “don’t understand”.
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fischer.

Give Mr. Snipa’s wife’s knife a swipe.

How much wood could a wood chuck;
chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Kindly kittens knitting mittens
keep kazooing in the king’s kitchen.

Love sms Jolly juggling jesters jauntily
juggled jingling jacks.

Jolly juggling jesters jauntily
juggled jingling jacks.

Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.

It’s not the cough that carries you off,
it’s the coffin they carry you off in!

Love sms Good blood, bad blood.
Good blood, bad blood.

A flea and a fly in a flue
Said the fly “Oh what should we do”
Said the flea” Let us fly
Said the fly”Let us flee”
So they flew through a flaw in the flue

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw
Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See’s saw
Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw,
See’s saw would not have sawed
Soar’s seesaw.
So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See’s saw sawed
Soar’s seesaw.

At a minute or two ’til two
Oh what to do to die today at a minute or two ’til two
A thing distinctly hard to say yet harder still to do
For they’ll beat a tattoo at twenty to two
With a rattatta tattatta tattatta too
And the dragon will come when he hears the drum
At a minute or two ’til two today
At a minute or two ’til two.

A Box of Biscuits
A Box of Biscuits
A Box of Mixed Biscuits
And a Biscuit Mixer.

Bob Dole
How much dough would Bob Dole dole
If Bob dole could dole dough?
Bob dole would dole as much dough
As Bob Dole COULD dole,
If Bob Dole could dole dough.

Canny Cannibal
How much caramel can a canny cannibal cram into a camel,
if a canny cannibal can cram caramel into a camel ?

Cheeryful Charles
Cheerful Charles chose
cherry chocolates for Cheri.


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