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V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A… for I will Always be yours
L… for Love at its most extreme
E… for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N… for Never-ending love
T… for we will Always be Together forever
I… for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E… for Eternity our love is so ever lasting.....

What do you give a lady so sweet?
Who makes my existence so complete.
Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose?
Perhaps some very heartfelt pros?
A store-bought card with another’s word?
Anything that’s purchased seems absurd.
I would give you the World if it were mine,
For now, take my heart, and be My Valentine.

7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Kiss Day
13 Feb Hug Day
15 Feb Slap Day
16 Feb Kick Day
17 Feb Perfume Day
18 Feb Flirting Day
19 Feb Confession Day
20 Feb Missing Day
21 Feb Break Up

Blue – going well.
Green – waiting.
Orange – going to propose.
Pink – accepted proposal.
Black – rejected proposal.
White – all ready booked.
Yellow – broke up.
Grey – not interested.
Red – leave me alone.

Want a massage?
I enrolled myself to a shiatsu massage class
so thatI can treat your body to a relaxing rub.
I want you to feel energized and pampered this
Valentine’s Day!

Our family is our treasure.
Thank you for being there for us
For supporting our needs.
Thank you for loving us unselfishly.
Thank you that you are the husband that
I dreamed of having all my life.

I want to grow old with you!
No matter how wrinkled your skin may become,
your head be filled with so much grays,
I will be here with you
Together we will face eternity.
I love you!

You have given me strength when I am weak,
Made me smile when I am sad.
You showered me with love when I needed it the most.
I love you for always bringing out the best in me.
Happy Valentine’s Day to you!

Today I want you to know that I love you dearly.
Years spent with you shall be memories that will
be cherished not just remembered.
Happy Valentine’s Day to you sweetheart!

You are as strong as ever.
You make things easy even if life becomes tough.
Still manages to laugh as if everything is okay.
I admire the way you inspire me to face life with
so much faith and strength.
I love you for inspiring me to fight!

Looking at our kids,
I realize how far we’ve come.
We have been through a lot
We are still together and stronger than ever.
Thank you for staying beside me. I love you!

I have a new tattoo.
It is your name…
Beautifully carved in my heart.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

I can tell you everything under the sun.
I can have the most awesome time with you,
even when we are just freaking out.
When I look back it makes me realize that,
you are the most amazing part of each
Every day of mine.
I love you.
Happy Valentines day my friend.

Friends are those people,
Without whom life will never be the same.
They don’t break up with you for silly reasons,
Neither do they throw stupid tantrums.
They don’t expect gifts all the time,
Nor are they fearful of commitment.
They just love you unconditionally.
Happy Valentines day my dear friend.

one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when
i already exist why are you here? friendship
replied “to make faces smile when u leave
the tears!”

Your love surrounds me like the air that I breathe.
Your kiss touches me as gentle as a breeze.
Your touch is as tender as that of a child.
Your hug is warm, meek, and mild.
Each day we grow older and its plain to see,
The love that you give me is all that I need.
Happy Valentine Day!

Normal Valentine Week’s Calendar:
February 7, 2013: Rose Day
February 8, 2013: Propose Day
February 9, 2013: Chocolate Day
February 10, 2013: Teddy Day
February 11, 2013: Promise Day
February 12, 2013: Hug Day
February 13, 2013: Kiss Day
February 14, 2013: Valentine Day
My Valentine Week’s Calendar
February 7, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 8, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 9, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 10, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 11, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 12, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 13, 2013: Forever Alone Day
February 14, 2013: Forever Alone Day
:( smiley
single hit Like :’( :P

It is a nice feeling in the world That
when someone you love,
loves you in return.
So when you know the one you love has feelings for you,
Never let them go because
it is very difficult to find 2 hearts that beat as 1.
Happy Valentine’s Day

I don’t need any commercilized day for
the one i really LOVE …!!
For Me Every Day is velentind Day…)’

( ‘ : ‘ )
“Ye pyara sa
“Sirf Aap k Liay”
“Ye keh rha he”
Happy Valentines daY.’

‘…Bitter Truth…
Valentine’s Day
Where Single People Wish They Were Dating…
Dating People Wish They Were
Single… =P ;-) ’

‘Valentine’s Day Is World Safest Day…

Even Terrorists Are Busy With
Their Girlfriends…! :P ’

‘Love is Swift of foot:
Love’s a man of War,
And can Shoot,
And can Hit From Far.
Happy Valentine’s Day’

‘After Valentines Day:
15th Feb – Slap Day (Dhisoom)
16th Feb – Gift Wapas Day
17th Feb – Ladayi Day
18th Feb – Manaane Ki Koshish Day
19th Feb – Break-Up Day And
20th Feb – Dusra Patao Day! :P :P ’

‘On Valentine’s Day, we think of people
who have cheered and encouraged us,
who go out of their way
to be kind and caring,
who have enriched our lives
just by being themselves.
You are such a person.
I’m so happy you’re my _____
Happy Valentine’s Day!’

valentine spcl smiley
Kal Phir Ek Ladki Nazar Aa Gayi
Jiski Pehli Baar Me Surat Dil Ko Bha
Le Gaya Dinner Pe Jo Use
Bhookhi 2000 Ka Khana Akeli Kha
Gayi… smiley

‘Valentine’s day is cancelled… :
… .
mathematical proof:
14-02-12=0 smiley
Couple shokd stUdnts rokx’

‘My past says you met me
My future says you will care for me
My present says you will understand me
But my heart says you will
Always Remember ME!
Happy Valentine Day!!!!’

Your precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel like I’m walking but
my feet don’t seem to touch the ground..!!’

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