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Always take extra care of three things in your life!
They dont make noise when they break,
they only create SILENCE in Life..!!

Two Things Define Your Success in Life…
The Way You Manage when You have Nothing.
The Way You Behave when You have Everything.

A bus full of house wives met an accident and all thy ladies died
husband cried for a day or two but one man was found crying even after five years
his wife had missed the bus.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how lucky and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?:)

When GOD solves your problems,
You have faith in his abilities….
When he doesn’t solve your problems,
He has faith in your abilities…

What is the difference b/w wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p

Girl Friend is Fun
Wife is Gun
Girl Friend is light of Moon
Wife is Month of June
Girl Friend is Tooty Fruity
Wife is Kismat Phooti
Girl Friend is Beauty
Wife is Duty
Girl Freind is Pension
Wife is Tension
Girl Friend is Patakha

A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers..
He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her Around the House With a Smile..
The Surprised Wife asks,
Did the Moulvi Saab Preach about being Romantic Today?
Husband says, ‘No He said We Must Always Carry Our Burdens &Sorrows With a Big Smile-P

Love sms Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Love sms Wife came home with a goat.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon" smiley

Love sms Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second